Gary’s Warehouse – Unit 3 Voyager Business Estate, Spa Road, SE16 4RP 

Time: from 17:00 (depending on ticket)

£15.00 – £20.00 (depending on ticket) Suitable for ages 15+


Newly formed local theatre collective, Different Breed, invite you to come down to Gary’s Warehouse in Bermondsey and watch an elf (well…he says he’s an elf) talk his way out of a hostage situation. Enjoy Anthony Neilson’s hour-long dark Christmas comedy ‘The Night before Christmas’ performed by West End actors at bargain prices in the heart of the local community. There’s food from local market traders. There’s beer from local breweries. There’s questionable secret Santa gifts, rude Christmas cards, music, and of course, an elf. You might even get to sit on Santa’s (mildly pervy) knee

On Saturday nights the play will be followed by comedy from the likes of circuit favourites Marcel Lucont and Tina Turner Tea Lady.

Note: Tina Turner Tea Lady will be performing on 12 December and Marcel Lucont on 19 December.